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For people who take absolutely nothing seriously, including this subheader. Premium threads for looking elite while doing absolutely nothing of substance.

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Chickens be Judging

Chickens be Judging

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Leave Me A Loon

Bed Wetter

Bed Wetter

The Prick Collection

The Prick Collection

Wild Blue

Wild Blue

Cock-a-Doodle

Cock-a-Doodle

Sit Like a Lady

Sit Like a Lady

Blow Me

Blow Me

Duffy's Horseshoeing

Duffy's Horseshoeing

Vintage-style illustration of a stone-faced woman using ice axes to scale a steep frozen waterfall, completely embracing the "ice queen" title.

Real Ice Queen

Brand-focused line art of a woman rock climbing up a vertical granite cliff with chalk on her hands, completely unbothered by anyone watching from below.

Rough Around the Edges

A pink graphic tee featuring a vintage-style line drawing of a woman in a hood and sunglasses. She is casually holding up a champagne glass while balancing on a broken clock face, embodying a deadpan, rebellious attitude.

Local Menace

Deadpan line drawing of a woman holding a loud rooster upside down by its legs with an unbothered, flawless face.

Watch Your Mouth

A vintage-style line drawing of a woman maintaining a flawless, stone-faced expression while holding a commercial-grade chainsaw, perfectly capturing a deadpan response to unsolicited advice.

You Should Smile

Vintage-inspired graphic of a woman landing a fish, highlighting high-maintenance standards for gear and quiet spaces.

High Maintenance

Urick Reunion 2026

Urick Reunion 2026

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3/4 sleeve raglan shirt

3/4 sleeve raglan shirt
$25.00
$25.00
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Baby Onesie

Baby Onesie
$27.00
$27.00
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Bed Wetter Bubble-free Sticker

Bed Wetter Bubble-free Sticker
$4.00
$4.00
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Bed Wetter Crop Hoodie

Bed Wetter Crop Hoodie
$47.10
$47.10

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