Bed Wetter

Yeah, I'm a Bed Wetter. Premium edition.

Because some days you water the garden. And some days you are the garden — rooted to the couch, hydrated, going absolutely nowhere.

This design says "I have plants to tend and zero obligations" in the most comfortable way possible. Wear it while you talk to your tomatoes. Wear it while you ignore your phone. Wear it while you do absolutely nothing and call it self-care.

The plants are thriving. So are you.