The Prick Collection
It's a cactus. It has a flower. Cacti are prickly. That's just botany.
The Prick Collection is for men who appreciate desert flora, rugged good looks, and humor that requires zero explanation. Wear it hiking. Wear it to the hardware store. Let the cactus speak for itself.
Heavyweight garment-dyed tees with graphics that are, for the record, completely about succulents.