Chickens be Judging Unisex Crew

They're watching and they have opinions.

You walked out of the house this morning thinking you looked fine. You did not account for the chickens.

This cozy crew neck sweatshirt is for everyone who has ever been silently judged by a bird — and honestly, fair. Wrap yourself in the warm embrace of 50% cotton, 50% polyester while the hens deliberate. Spoiler: they've already decided. But at least you'll be comfortable while you accept their verdict.

Wear it to the coop. Wear it to the couch. Wear it anywhere you need a little extra warmth and zero self-awareness.

The chickens remain unimpressed. The sweatshirt, however, slaps.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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