Bed Wetter Unisex Premium Sweatshirt

Yeah, I'm a Bed Wetter. Premium edition.

Because some days you water the garden. And some days you are the garden — rooted to the couch, deeply nourished, going absolutely nowhere.

This heavyweight premium sweatshirt is built for exactly those days. Thick, cozy, tightly knit fleece that says "I have plants to tend and zero obligations" in the most comfortable way possible. Wear it while you talk to your tomatoes. Wear it while you ignore your phone. Wear it while you do absolutely nothing and call it self-care.

The plants are thriving. So are you.

Runs small — size up for maximum couch-to-garden versatility.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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