Chickens be Judging Unisex Heavyweight T-shirt

They're watching and they have opinions.

You walked out of the house this morning thinking you looked fine. You did not account for the chickens.

This t-shirt is for everyone who has ever been silently judged by a bird — and honestly, fair. Wrap yourself in the comfy embrace of this 100% cotton t-shirt while the hens deliberate. Spoiler: they've already decided. But at least you'll be comfortable while you accept their verdict.

Wear it to the coop. Wear it to the couch. Wear it anywhere you need to feel a little extra with zero self-awareness.

The chickens remain unimpressed. The t-shirt, however, slaps.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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